We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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