i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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