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im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
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She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
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You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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