The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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