New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Randomize
