Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
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