I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
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