I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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