Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
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He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
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