a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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