You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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