now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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