if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
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Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
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I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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