Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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