Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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