you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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