real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I just want to make out with him forever
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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