carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
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I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
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Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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