My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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