You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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