Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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