Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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