so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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