I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
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IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
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We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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