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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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