Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
You need a sexual gate keeper
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Randomize