Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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