It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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