Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
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I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
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Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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