i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
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