nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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