About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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