Need sex. Gaining weight.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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