hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
either way he was missing a nipple.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
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