whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
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If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
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Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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