I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Randomize