Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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