The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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