I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
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i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
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Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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