there was a trapeze. enough said
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
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whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
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I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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