I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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