would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
