I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
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Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
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I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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