If i could tip my vagina, i would.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
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Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
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I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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