I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
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hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
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The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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