eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
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Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
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Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Come on in and take your pants off
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