Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
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He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
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Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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