i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
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Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
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You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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