fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I have tasted many bathrooms
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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