piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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