what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Small penises have feelings too.
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Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
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I think I sprained my soul last night
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
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