i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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