Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?†This is time sensitive.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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