we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
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his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
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Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
tell me about the eggs
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