All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
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You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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